Saturday, March 23, 2013

Im on a fire diet!

Ha! I just made that up, "fire diet" - in my definition, its like a "fire sale", which is... aww fuck just look it up on google if you dont know what a fire sale is, lol.

Anyways I helped my good friend Tom a little last week in his choice in buying a car. I went for a test ride with him and when I pulled the seat belt out to buckle myself in, it revealed some damage that had been hidden because the belt was rolled up in the a-pillar.

A few days later, Tom wrote on a forum we both belong to, about a friend who is "larger than normal" who drove in the car with him and because I pulled the seat belt out so far because (implying) that I was so fat, thats how the damage was discovered. Im also assuming its me although when I called him a buttplug for saying that, he said it was another friend...lol.

Ok first off, Tom is a nice guy. Right away though, I was like What the fuck!! I only weigh 205lbs and Im 6' tall. I hold every one of those 200lbs of fat cells VERY well if I may say so myself, when I gain weight its in my ass and thighs NOT my gut or torso. So I know he didnt mean it maliciously, BUT it served as a wake up call - every year Ive been putting on 5lbs or so and when I look at pictures of myself from 5 years ago, the weight gain is obvious. 5 years ago, I weighed 170-175lbs.

So I said fuck it... Im going to make a goal of losing 2-3lbs a week. I joined some stupid website that tracks fat peoples food and exercise and basically makes you feel like shit for being a fatty. Good, I need that I suppose. I also started exercising more, although Im very active... theres always room for improvement.

I eat Subway all of the time, but I always get my sub made on flatbread. Errrrt! Wrong answer. I switched to that honey oat bread which has more fiber than a freakin field of wheat. I also now dont get cookies with my Subway meal, I opt for the baked lays, that taste like ass but no pain no gain right?!?!  Mutha....

I also started substituting 1 meal a day with Slim Fast shakes. They arent that bad, really! The worst part is the cost. This first week I lost 4lbs.

So yeah, I will keep the world updated of how this works out. I want to lose like 25lbs.