Im not talking about the gorish, bloody video they showed you in drivers education titled "Forever 16". Im talking about my inner teenager and the fact that today myself and my inner teenager must accept the fact that I will be 31.
Yup, thats right. Im presently in the grey area between "fabulous twenties" and "old fuck". Ill be 31 tomorrow and Ive made it perfectly clear to my partner that I do NOT NOT NOT want a birthday party. If anybody pulls any shenigans on me, I will go buy 2000 camels and make them all spit on you. Then, I will make sure a gaggle (that is the scientific term to describe a million or more locusts) of locusts infest your house. You surely do not want to mess with me on this one :-P
Either way, Im planning on going to a snazzy dinner and playing laser tag after dinner for my birthday. Thats how I want to spend it - my way. In my ripe old age of 31, all that activity is probably going to leave me sore and tired. Ill probably sleep the rest of my birthday...lol.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Im selfish
Thats right. I am selfish. I did not care about you Mister or Miss, I only cared about myself at this moment in time. I proudly proclaim that I did indeed perform a selfish act today.
I quit my 2nd job. I dont know, Im just sick of working so much. I already work 40/hrs a week and sometimes overtime and/or meetings/conferences on weekends that I dont get compensated for.
Plus I got a raise this year and a (kind of) promotion at my full time job, so I dont really feel I need to work a 2nd job. I want to have my spare time to myself. To do what I want. Eat, sit around, bike ride, touch myself... whatever may happen in that spare time I WANT IT ALLLL TO MYSELF.
Although I did feel guilty (hence the selfish feelings also) when I broke the news to a few of my students today. One girl said "Mr Chris! You cant quit. Everybody always talks about you and the funny shit you say." I told the girl that if her ass hurt as bad as mind did from sitting in that stupid drivers ed car for so many hours, she'd understand better....lol.
Also I came home from work and ate 2 of the Target brand fruit roll up bar thingys. Im not sharing them with anybody, they are E-P-I-C.
I quit my 2nd job. I dont know, Im just sick of working so much. I already work 40/hrs a week and sometimes overtime and/or meetings/conferences on weekends that I dont get compensated for.
Plus I got a raise this year and a (kind of) promotion at my full time job, so I dont really feel I need to work a 2nd job. I want to have my spare time to myself. To do what I want. Eat, sit around, bike ride, touch myself... whatever may happen in that spare time I WANT IT ALLLL TO MYSELF.
Although I did feel guilty (hence the selfish feelings also) when I broke the news to a few of my students today. One girl said "Mr Chris! You cant quit. Everybody always talks about you and the funny shit you say." I told the girl that if her ass hurt as bad as mind did from sitting in that stupid drivers ed car for so many hours, she'd understand better....lol.
Also I came home from work and ate 2 of the Target brand fruit roll up bar thingys. Im not sharing them with anybody, they are E-P-I-C.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Restless Legs ... and you
I dont personally have restless legs. I dont want them. I seem to hear about them all of the time though.
I have friends who have restless leg syndrome, and one friend who thinks she has it. Its a crazy thing I suppose. I mean what else is so freaking annoying than trying to sleep and being unable to because your legs are "restless". Of course, from what Ive heard, your legs dont necessarily have to be "restless", but they can be in pain, tingly, itchy, burny, and all kinds of funky shiz.
I do wish restless leg syndrome on some people though.... you know who Im talking about too. The people who, when you are in a hurry, are in front of you walking all slow on purpose because they know you are in a rush. I want to walk in front of them real fast, turn around facing them, and wiggle my hands and fingers at them like Im casting a spell and yell "You cant walk!! You are not worthy. Restless legs to you!!" and run away.
I have friends who have restless leg syndrome, and one friend who thinks she has it. Its a crazy thing I suppose. I mean what else is so freaking annoying than trying to sleep and being unable to because your legs are "restless". Of course, from what Ive heard, your legs dont necessarily have to be "restless", but they can be in pain, tingly, itchy, burny, and all kinds of funky shiz.
I do wish restless leg syndrome on some people though.... you know who Im talking about too. The people who, when you are in a hurry, are in front of you walking all slow on purpose because they know you are in a rush. I want to walk in front of them real fast, turn around facing them, and wiggle my hands and fingers at them like Im casting a spell and yell "You cant walk!! You are not worthy. Restless legs to you!!" and run away.
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